April 2010
9 posts
Mr.Ashley
America: I think Mr.Ashley is soo hot!
Me: <.< NOPE! You can’t have him! First you take Mr.Romero away now Mr.Ashley! I don’t think so..
America: I think so!
Tv talk
Me: Are keeping up casual conversation with your television?
Mercedes: Yeah! Earlier we were arguing if sham wow works or not... I told it not to lie to me!
Kids smell!
Alyssa: These kids smell!
*Kids sticks his ass in Alyssa's face*
Alyssa: -_-
Miah: AHAHAHAHAH!
Alyssa is Stupidest!
Alyssa: Your stupid!
Me: Your stupidest!
Alyssa: Your stupider! ...... AWH you beat me.
Date Night
Alyssa: Wanna go to the corner while we wait for gilbert? ;)
Miah: Okay. Want me to finger you? (said super loud)
Miah & Alyssa: O_O two ladies just heard…. ahahahahahahah!
February 2010
5 posts
Say anything..
Diane: Nobody thought we could do this. Nobody thought we would work.
Lloyd: You just described every great sucsess story.
Season 2
Of Jersey Shore! Same cast and everything <3
January 2010
35 posts
Mercedes gets scared of Alyssa
(Mercedes falls of the bed)
(Everyone laughs)
Mercedes: Its because I like the view better from down here.
Mercedes talking to some dumb bitch
DB: I just want to have closure and be happy.
M: Well im not here to blow sunshine up your ass!
Armpirt Hairs
Alyssa: Look at that leg muscle.
Stevie: Leg muscle is gross. You wanna see whats gross?
Alyssa and Miah: What?
(Stevie shows us his armpit hairs)
Both: EWWWW gross!
(Stevie starts pulling at them)
Alyssa: Stop pulling them!
Miah & Alyssa & Stevie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
“I talk to the tv when im by myself.”
– Mercedes
Imma A Gleek!
Maxi Pad
Me: That's not very nice maxi pad.
Max: -_- who told you that?
Me: No one ahahah.
Max: ...16 other people call me that
Me: XD
Places I may end up
VVV
“Looks will always deceive.”
Everyone
should watch the most recent episode of keeping up with the kardashians. I cried because I felt so bad for rob D;
Weird
Crazy Lady out side a helping center: I LOVE YOU!
Me: ...O_O(walked away)
Alexis...
since your witch you should do some weird spell to make Christopher mintz-plasse alllllllllllllll MINE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
I...am...in.....LOVE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4FzDNfpc-U
Jennifer's Body
Sucked.
December 2009
3 posts
XP
myownprivateidaho:
GEMINI: The Most Irrisistable Nice, Love is one of a kind, Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the ****out, Trustworthy, Definitely a keeper, Takes others into consideration, Love is one of a kind, Always happy and loves to laugh, Easygoing, Treasures loved ones, Speaks their mind, Loud, Loves to be in a long term relationship, Is loyal to their significant other,...